Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Its time to Sign up again!

2011 Scrapbook Club Membership Sign Up

Scrapbook Club members get great perks including:

  • FREE PRODUCTS (between $25-$100 on there host month)
  • 1-3 half off items on there host month
  • One FREE guest per year
  • Extra punches on there class attendance punch card (that leads to a free stamp)
  • FREE Stamp of the Month on there host month

Scrapbook Club Members commit to attending class every month between January and November 2011, and kit will cost $15.00 (sh/tax included for kit only) every month.  Kits will need to be prepaid in order to get supplies in a timely matter.  If you can not attend, you need to have your kit and order (if any) to me by the first of the month.

Members "host" one month per year, can invite guest and take outside orders if they wish and receive ALL hostess rewards benefits from the scrapbook class order that month

Sign ups are first come first serve.  Please call or Email me with your FIRST and SECOND choice of months you wish to host.  817-891-0409 or joshandmercy@hotmail.com 

If you have any questions please let me know.  Please feel free to pass this message to other ladies that like to scrapbook special gift if you and a friend sign up!

Thursday, November 18, 2010

10 Rules Of Housecleaning

Here are some tips to remember, which should make cleaning your house easier--or at least more fun!

1. Don't vacuum too often— it weakens the carpet fibers. Say this with a serious face, and shudder delicately whenever anyone mentions Carpet Fresh.

2. If disturbed, dust bunnies cannot evolve into dust rhinos. Rename the area under the couch "The Galapagos Islands," and claim an ecological exemption.

3. Layers of dirty film on windows and screens provide a helpful filter against harmful and aging rays from the sun. Call it an SPF factor of 5, and leave it alone.

4. Cobwebs artfully draped over lampshades reduce the glare from the bulb, thereby creating a romantic atmosphere. If your husband points out that the light fixtures need dusting, simply look affronted and exclaim, "What? And spoil the mood?"

5. In a pinch, you can always claim that the haphazard tower of unread magazines and newspapers next to your chair provides the valuable Feng Shui aspect of a tiger, thereby reducing your vulnerability. Roll your eyes when you say this.

6. Explain away the mound of pet hair brushed up against the doorways by claiming you are collecting it there to use for stuffing hand-sewn play animals for underprivileged children.

7. If unexpected company is coming, pile everything unsightly into one room and close the door. As you show your guests through your tidy home, rattle the door knob vigorously, fake a growl and say, "I'd love you to see our Den, but Fluffy hates to be disturbed, and the shots are SO expensive."

8. If dusting is REALLY out of control, simply place a showy urn on the coffee table and insist that "THIS is where Grandma wanted us to scatter her ashes."

9. Don't bother repainting. Simply scribble lightly over a dirty wall with an assortment of crayons, and try to muster a glint of tears as you say, "Junior did this the week before that unspeakable accident. I haven't had the heart to clean it."

10. Mix one-quarter cup pine-scented household cleaner with four cups of water in a spray bottle. Mist the air lightly. Leave dampened rags in conspicuous locations. Develop an exhausted look, throw yourself onto the couch, and sigh, "I clean and I clean, and I still don't get anywhere."

Sunday, November 14, 2010

November Scrapbook Club of the Month

Have "SNOW" much fun these elegant layouts!

Use the exclusive My Acrylix All the Best Stamp Set to fashion a festive winter layout for seasonal photos. With the Mistletoe Level 2 paper packet and Mistletoe level 2 accessories, your layout will capture your memories in style.

When you sign up for this class your kit will cost $15.00
Your kit will come with half of a Mistletoe Level 2 paper pack and a full pack of the Mistletoe accessories that coordinate with these winter pages.

All Kits must be paid for before the class.  Please feel free to email me at joshandmercy@hotmail.com
or call me at 817-891-0409

Flower Mound Pumpkin Patch

pumpkin patch
Add Glitter to your Photos

Love the new Paper Packs!

Color Combo: Barn Red, Pear, Smoothie, Sunset

Color Combo: Cocoa, Cranberry, Garden Green, New England Ivy

Color Combo: Chocolate, Lagoon, Pacifica, Sky
Color Combo: Gypsy, Lagoon, Pear, Sunset